oh deer!
well. i hit a deer.
actually the deer sort of hit me. if you want to get technical.
there i was just traveling along. minding my own business.
i was passing another car. the deer just sauntered out in front of their car and stopped. i saw it all happen in slow motion. they swirved to the right a little and smacked right into the deer. the angle at which they hit it caused a flurry of fur and legs and guts to project backwards to my car. agh!
i just yelled really loudly and mowed down the corpse with my right front bumper and tire.
i pulled over to make sure it didn't pop a tire. the other car was about 50 yards behind me. i was waiting thinking they would pull up to make sure my car was okay. nope. they just drove off. for all they know i could have been stranded with two flat tires! jerks. the world is full of them.
anyways. the car was fine. so i drove on home.
i was totally wired and wide awake the remaining 2.5 hours.
so there's a cure for drowsey driving. hit something of substantial size.
now i have to go get my car fixed.
actually the deer sort of hit me. if you want to get technical.
there i was just traveling along. minding my own business.
i was passing another car. the deer just sauntered out in front of their car and stopped. i saw it all happen in slow motion. they swirved to the right a little and smacked right into the deer. the angle at which they hit it caused a flurry of fur and legs and guts to project backwards to my car. agh!
i just yelled really loudly and mowed down the corpse with my right front bumper and tire.
i pulled over to make sure it didn't pop a tire. the other car was about 50 yards behind me. i was waiting thinking they would pull up to make sure my car was okay. nope. they just drove off. for all they know i could have been stranded with two flat tires! jerks. the world is full of them.
anyways. the car was fine. so i drove on home.
i was totally wired and wide awake the remaining 2.5 hours.
so there's a cure for drowsey driving. hit something of substantial size.
now i have to go get my car fixed.
posted by emily harrison at 11:50 AM
6 Comments:
Dear,Dear,Dear Dear,,,,DEER.
you will be in london soon. you should just put this all behind you, deer...er, dear.
I don't think there are any deer in London... You're safe!! Also, just in case you are concerned about deer attacking you in London, I know someone who is an expert in defense against deer... i'm just saying, in case you're interested.... I mean, i think this person is available on short notice. probably...
YIKES! Glad it was deer guts everywhere and not yours.
who is patt?
you got a nice long extra special with all the ells and whistles car wash right? i mean...please say that you did. please?
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