office catasrophe
I accidently squirted hand sanitizer directly into my can of diet coke.
crap.
I went to subway for lunch and was pumped because i didn't have to buy chips or a drink. there was both back at the office. I get back to the ofice and there is one glorious bag of chips left. I open up the bag to find five chips. not even five chips and a bunch of crumbs. no, just five solitary chips.
what the heck?
I nearly face plant every time I try to get out of my cubicle due to the sheer mass of cords and wires my feet are always tangled up in. Today, however, it was the worst (or best) trip ever when I was getting up to meet a new vendor that was at my doorway. there's a nice how do ya do.
I had to do a lot of writing and figuring on paper for some assignments. I use only the greatest pens - you know - the extra fine rolling ball percision V5's. (cough and buff nails of shoulder like i'm a really cool expert) so, as you might imagine i now have ink on every single digit and all up the side of my hand. that's where the hand sanitizer in the coke comes in.
all in all, it's been a pretty good day.
crap.
I went to subway for lunch and was pumped because i didn't have to buy chips or a drink. there was both back at the office. I get back to the ofice and there is one glorious bag of chips left. I open up the bag to find five chips. not even five chips and a bunch of crumbs. no, just five solitary chips.
what the heck?
I nearly face plant every time I try to get out of my cubicle due to the sheer mass of cords and wires my feet are always tangled up in. Today, however, it was the worst (or best) trip ever when I was getting up to meet a new vendor that was at my doorway. there's a nice how do ya do.
I had to do a lot of writing and figuring on paper for some assignments. I use only the greatest pens - you know - the extra fine rolling ball percision V5's. (cough and buff nails of shoulder like i'm a really cool expert) so, as you might imagine i now have ink on every single digit and all up the side of my hand. that's where the hand sanitizer in the coke comes in.
all in all, it's been a pretty good day.
posted by emily harrison at 12:33 PM
4 Comments:
muahaha.
i think we should go dancing while you're here. i could pull some crazy monkey dance moves or something. that would be neat.
o.o.t.b. :)
ha.
Hey! Did you mean to quote Jim from the office? You know, the episode that he loses his biggest commission sale to Dwight and is forced to be in a crappy lame conference that Michael has set up for the entire day and then Pam falls asleep on his shoulder and he closes the show with the same close that you did for this entry??? Are they ever getting together?
sigh...
I guess you could consider that diet coke spiked, because of the alcohol and all.
didn't the alcoholic lady on the office drink the hand sanitizer?
are you meaning to morph your life into all the characters of that fab-o sit com?
I like how you just jump right into the stories. The awesome stories.
bravo.
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