What about Bob?

For fear that he may one day stumble upon this entry (and that is very fearful)
I will not express all of my opinions on the matter.
I will say
Bob has 40 lbs dumbells in his cubicle
Bob calls is mom "mummy" all of the 27 times she calls him or he calls her daily
Bob has a boat. Just ask him. he will probablly have a photograph on hand that he will show you - and then you will, 35 minutes later, know everything about Bob's boat. Incidentally, Bob's mom is Bob's boating partner.
Bob wears a cartoon-sized, super shiney, silver chain on the outside of his shirts.
Bob is kind of creepy. especially when I get up and turn around and he is peeking over the top of my cubicle. Not a a funny -ha- ha type of creepy joke. But because that's what he was doing when I turned around.
Bob made a comment on my bosses attire and got reprimanded.
I fully realize that with all the data I have collected about Bob - it may look like I'm the creepy one. But trust me. I am sure everyone in our prarie-dog town cubicle block knows all about Bob.
Bob talks a lot. and Bob talks loud.