OUT TO GET ME
I'm pretty sure the custodian of the building is out to get me.
Just because 8 times out of 10 I happen to need to use the bathroom right when he's making his mid-day cleaning rounds... What? I drink a lot, no big deal.
Anywho.
I think he has schemed against me from day one.
I have reason to believe that he has set the air freshener in the bathroom to be remote controlled so it will spray me in the face when I come in. yes this has happened more than once, and why the heck is a spray-style air freshener face-level anyways? I am pretty sure he took note of my hieght and then adjusted it to be so.
Since I have to sit at my desk all day smelling pine-fresh I needed some comfort candy. I found a weird jar in my desk when I moved in that I filled with a few of my favorites: jolly ranchers, creme savers (raspberry of coarse), and most definitely hershey's kisses. Anyways, the type of content really isn't the point. The fact is the amount has depleated faster than one human would be capable of doing. This leads me to believe that the custodian has recognized my cubicle (it's the only one with a beaded curtain over the "door") and is gradually depriving me of the only solace I have from being sprayed in the face by pine.
That tricky devil.
On top of that I'm pretty sure that he's the one that wedges my chair underneath my desk when he dumps my trash every night. When I get in in the mornings I start off by wrestling my chair away from the death grip of my desktop. It's like he lowers it down puts it under the edge of the desk and then pumps it up again.
Why, little janitor man, why?
At any rate, thanks for leaving me all the crappy blue jolly ranchers, that's real big of you.
Just because 8 times out of 10 I happen to need to use the bathroom right when he's making his mid-day cleaning rounds... What? I drink a lot, no big deal.
Anywho.
I think he has schemed against me from day one.
I have reason to believe that he has set the air freshener in the bathroom to be remote controlled so it will spray me in the face when I come in. yes this has happened more than once, and why the heck is a spray-style air freshener face-level anyways? I am pretty sure he took note of my hieght and then adjusted it to be so.
Since I have to sit at my desk all day smelling pine-fresh I needed some comfort candy. I found a weird jar in my desk when I moved in that I filled with a few of my favorites: jolly ranchers, creme savers (raspberry of coarse), and most definitely hershey's kisses. Anyways, the type of content really isn't the point. The fact is the amount has depleated faster than one human would be capable of doing. This leads me to believe that the custodian has recognized my cubicle (it's the only one with a beaded curtain over the "door") and is gradually depriving me of the only solace I have from being sprayed in the face by pine.
That tricky devil.
On top of that I'm pretty sure that he's the one that wedges my chair underneath my desk when he dumps my trash every night. When I get in in the mornings I start off by wrestling my chair away from the death grip of my desktop. It's like he lowers it down puts it under the edge of the desk and then pumps it up again.
Why, little janitor man, why?
At any rate, thanks for leaving me all the crappy blue jolly ranchers, that's real big of you.
posted by emily harrison at 7:59 AM
3 Comments:
ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!
I love that you work in an office.
-goo goo
here's the deal, emily h...
we will be in austin this weekend but not so much for acl. mish and i will be down sunday afternoon. hang out, maybe go to church, and then monday if the weather is nice we are going to float the river with michelle's sister and boyfriend. maybe some other people. you should come too. but then we are leaving from the river to head back to dallas. it will be a short trip.
i miss you. come back.
~esther
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