weekend checklist

buy lost of clothes that I don't necessarily need, nor did I plan to buy them - check

trim tree braches with a pair of loppers and make my armpit muscles really sore - check

try liver and onions off an old woman's plate at Luby's - check

tell a complete stranger that I have been sweating all day, nonstop - check

put away the mountain of laundry that had been stomped down to a hill because a week ago I felt the need to put it in my path to the closet so I would be sure and put it away in a timely manner - check

eat an entire box of Godiva chocolates - check

think about how much I need to run/excercise - check

carve a pumpkin - check

forget to get contact solution and be forced to soak my contacts in eyedrops instead - check

fill up my contact case with eye drops - one drop at a time - check

Go see a poorly executed movie based on an incredible story from the Bible - check

make fun of the movie - check

feel guilty for making fun of the movie - check

Get over the guilt, I was making fun of the movie, not the story... - check

justify making fun of the movie - check

make a long rediculous check list - check