more than you care to know

so i was in the bathroom the other day.
this is the bathroom at work. usually pristine. absolutely pristine.

i had just closed the door on the stall when a roach of enormous proportions came scattering through.

i couldn't believe what i did. i was standing on the toilet screaming when i realized, wait... you are on a toilet screaming.

to defend myself let me elaborate on the exact size of this wretched creature.

find something that is approximately three inches long. imagine this something with antennas and legs. now picture it coming at your feet with fiercety in his eyes. not fear.
and plus wearing open toed shoes escalated the panic factor by about a million points.

so anyways. i talked myself in to climbing down and conducting business as usual.
then came another. a little smaller but with a limp that said, "i've fought and won, you should see the other guy. the other guy who happens to be a grizzly bear."

i just moved my open toes shoes out of his path and let him pass on through. by this time the other stalls were occupied. there was a wave effect of "oh no"s "o dear god"s and "ack! ew! gross!" as he made his way down the row.

anyways,
i made it out alive, and the toilet climbing on slightly bruised my dignity.

there you have it.

now you know.

it's infestation.